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It's not that I'm delighted with the outcome and happy to reclaim my answering machine from the 8 robo-calls I've been getting each day, that's all true but perfectly normal. The main thing that scared me is that I've been so glued to CNN for the last two months that I found myself seriously considering ordering that sonic-scrubber, or that nifty tool that files down your pet's nails. The snuggly blanket with sleeves and the suction handle were tempting, too.

This from the woman who fell asleep during the Obama-mercial last week.

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ann_mcn
Nov. 7th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
BWHAHAHA! I didn't get hooked on TV, but I've been scouring the NY Times online, and various commentaries -- most unlike me.

But I cannot seem to pay attention to Fresh Air now. I think my brain has gone numb.
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pmgoose
Nov. 7th, 2008 03:28 am (UTC)
Fixit! Fix it nowwww! They broke it. They gotta fix it. Fiiiixxxx iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!! *stamps feet*
missy_carter
Nov. 7th, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC)
I don't think you get to reclaim your answering machine. I got a voicemail yesterday afternoon from some politician on behalf of our next mayor. I'm sorry - don't we have a couple of years to go on that one?
supergoober
Nov. 7th, 2008 04:51 pm (UTC)
Duuuuuude. It sounds like you got out just in time. Next you'd have been craving a Hairdini!
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